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2001-03-31
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An usher in a very posh theater noticed a man sprawled
across three seats. ''Sorry, sir," the usher said, "but
you're only allowed one seat.''
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient and said, ''Sir, if you don't get
up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.''
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who
turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of
his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned
and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move him, "All right buddy," the manager said,
''what's your
name?'' ''Sam,'' the man moaned.
''Where did you come from, Sam?''
With pain in his voice, Sam replied, ''The balcony.''